SEX

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.



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KID BOY ND GIRL

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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FUL TIME MASTI

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

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LET KISS UR LIPS

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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LET KISS UR LIPS

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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raat hue jab

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RAAT hui jab shaam k baad
Teri yaad aayi har baat k baad
Hum ne khamosh rah kar bhi dekha
Phir bhi teri aawaz aayi har saans k baad

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Darvaze

Suhagrat ko darvaze pe dastak hoti he to dulhan bhag k pardeke peeche chup jati hai.
bunty:Kya hua
Dulhan:Mujhe laga police ki Raid padi

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Dulha

Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya Doston ne pucha:Itne din suhag raat? Dulha:Kamino.Pehle yeh batao'Vaseline'me'Fevicol'kisne milaya

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Pathan

aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya. thori dair baad biwi boli: khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai

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purani yadey...

Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal rat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha 5 % sharam, 5 % dard aur 90% purani yadey...

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