Darvaze

Suhagrat ko darvaze pe dastak hoti he to dulhan bhag k pardeke peeche chup jati hai.
bunty:Kya hua
Dulhan:Mujhe laga police ki Raid padi

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Dulha

Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya Doston ne pucha:Itne din suhag raat? Dulha:Kamino.Pehle yeh batao'Vaseline'me'Fevicol'kisne milaya

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Pathan

aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya. thori dair baad biwi boli: khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai

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purani yadey...

Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal rat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha 5 % sharam, 5 % dard aur 90% purani yadey...

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G@ND chat raha he

1 Admi suhagraat ko apni bv se bola tumhare B00BS to bahut bade he par tumhare niple nahi he.
BV boli sale kutte tu meri G@ND chat raha he

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Chu Chu chu

Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.

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