One day a woman goes to bank for withdrawing cash.

Male cashier asked: so ke logi?

Woman replied: Kharey kharey bhi chalega...

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Ik din soo raha tha mera lund bekhabar..
muu ko apney moor ker tattoo pe rakh ke sar...
itney udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar..
Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha ke sar..
woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar....

choot boli aye lund tu mujhe kia chodeyga
andar jatey hi do jhaatkon mai ro dega...

choot ki khari khari batoon se lund sulag gaya
Uthtey hi apni jhaanton mein chimat gaya..
wohh bola choot se aye choot mai tujhe chudonga
teri gaand mai ik kunwa khodunga
jis mai pani ki jaga nikley ga dhood...
aye choot teri maa ki choot..

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Ye sookha ander jata hai aur
geela bahar aata hai

Pehlay ye chota hota hai
aur
Mota bahar aata hai..

Jaise hi ye ander jata hai
tu
ye ander se Red kar deta hai..

Kuch dair hilaney k baad..
ye
beejaan sa bahar aata hai...






Ye Kuch aur nahi...

LIPTON TEA BAG
kahlata hai... !! :->

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