There always a way ...

In a battle, a soldier prepares to bring his wounded friend back from the field. 

His Capt says, "No use, ur friend will be dead". But soldier still goes & brings back his friend. 

Seeing the dead body,Captain says "See ! I told u its not worth it. He's dead".

The soldier replies "No sir, it was really worth it.When I got to him,my friend saw me, 

smiled & said (his last words.) 

........."MAN I KNEW U'LL COME "!!

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Have u ever THANKED your friends?

.......4 their smiles?

Their hellos?

Their taps at ur back?

Their way of callin ur name?

Imagine ur frnds never doing tht anymore,cud u bear it?

"Small thngs usually go un-noticed,bt in reality,they r the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful..

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What about Mankind?

Somebody once asked a scholar..."What suprises you most, about Mankind??" 

Scholar replied.... "they lose their health to make money and then, lose their money to restore their health......

By thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present..... such that, they live neither for the present nor for the future..... 

They live as if they will never die and they die, as if they had never lived.."

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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along,when all of sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby."Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

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Boy goes to his dad's friend home late night. 

Uncle offered him to sleep in baby's room, boy refused due to baby's crying nature & go 2 sleep in TV lounge. 

Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl there.
 

He asked: who r u?

Girl: I'm baby & u?

Boy: Son of a Bitch.

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Gabbar and Saamba

Gabar: Kitne admi thy?

Samba:Sardar 2

Gabar:Mujhe ginti nahi ati,2 kitne hote hain?

Samba:Sardar 2,1k baad ata hai

Gabar:Aur2 k pehle?

Samba:2 k pehle1 ata hai

Gabar:To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba:Koe nahi

Gabar:To phir dono ek sath q nahi aate?

Samba:1k baad he 2aa sakta hai,q ke 2,1se bara hai

Gabar:2,1se kitna bara hai?

Samba:2,1se1bara hai

Gabar:Agar2,1se1 bara hai to1,1se kitna bara hai?

Samba:  Kutay kay bchay, mujhe goli mar de.

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Power of One . . .

One tree can start a forest

One flower can awaken the dream

One smile begins a friendship

One laugh will conquer a gloom

One candle destroys the darkness

One sunbeam lights a room

One breath brings life eternal

One path will lead you home

One touch can show you care

One word must start each prayer

One heart can know what is true

One life can make the difference

& That One Is You ! ! !

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After Sex, Reactions of People of Different Zodiac Signs

Aries: I'm hungry.
Taurus: Lets do it again.
Gemini: This position sucks lets try a different one.
Cancer: Lets get married.
Leo: Wasn't I fantastic.
Virgo: I need to wash the bedsheet.
Libra: I liked it if u liked it.
Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie u.
Sagittarius: Dont call me I will call u
Capricorn: Do u have a business card?
Aquarius: Now lets try without clothes.
Pisces: What was ur name?

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Sardar in Medical Exam

Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam as he gave the folowing definitions:

*Antibody: Against every1.
*Artery: Study of fine paintings.
*Genes: Blue denim.
*Hymen: Greeting to several males.
*Labour pain: Hurt at work.
*Liposuction: French kiss.
*Microbes: Small dresing gowns.
*Cardiology: Advance study of playing cards
*Cat scan: Searching 4 lost kitty.
*Coma: Punctuation mark.
*Bacteria: Back door to a cafe

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Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Humhare yahan shaddi e-mail ..

American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .

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Sardar’s honeymoon

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

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Sardar’s english language

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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Sardar’s exam and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

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