Degree of B.E


8 Semesters V study
80 GB syllabus
80 MB V study
80 KB V remember
80 Bytes V Answer
BINARY marks V get
&
the Degree we finally get is..
B.E
(Brain Empty) ;)

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Excessive Study Etiology

CAUSED BY : Studying for Exams!!

HOST: Student.

SYMPTOMS: Swinging of Head, Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of eyes.

SIGNS: Redness of Eyes, Loss of Consciousness.

TREATMENT: Close the books & Switch ON the TV.

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Nahi samjhe na hamare pyar ko??

Nahi samjhe tum hamare PYAAR ko...
Aana kabhi itwaar ko

Apna mun karna deewar ko
Neeche karna shalwar ko

Dekh k mere sap-e-saalar ko
jan aankhein niklein gi bahar ko

phir samjho ge hamare PYAAR ko.. ;-)

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2 frends apas mein larte huey..

1 kahta hai k tu CHUTIYA hai..!!
dosra kahta hai k tu CHUTIYA hai..

S.H.O donon wo pakar kar F.I.R kaat deta hai..
Case court mein jata hai.
Judge kahta hai k aaj k case mein kaun CHUTIYA hai ye saabit hoga Saare gawahon aur subooton ko madd-e-nazar rakhte hue is case mein 3 CHUTIYE hain..

1. ye jo SHO jo CHUTIYAPE WALA case laya..
2. Main jo CHUTIYOON ka faisla karne baitha hon..
3. ya yeh CHUTIYA jo ye CHUTIYAPE WALA sms parh raha hai..

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Ek police aur Fauji..Train mein ja rhay they..

Police: Aap chutti pe ja rahe ho ?
Fauji: haan. Wife ki delivery hai.

Police: Aap kitney dinon baad ghar ja rahey ho?
Fauji: 2 saal baad.

PolicE: phir tou baccha haaram ka hoga jo paida ho ga..?

Fauji: Mujhe kaunsa ghar mein rakhna hai. .. POLICE mein bharti kar wa don ga !!

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Mohabbat Roug hoti hai ..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Rula kar khud bhi roti hai
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Kinarey k qareeb le ja k.
Ye kashti ko dibooti hai...
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Isey tum dil ki dharti ka pata mat do..
Ye is mein dard boti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Mohabbat mein khushi k baad..
Ghum ki rut bohat nazdeek hoti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Lutaa k dil ko roney se kia haasil..
Bohat nayaab moti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Azal se is ki fitrat hai..
Zamaney ko jaga k.. Khud sooti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Ye sar se paaon tak...
BAS raakh kar deti hai...
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

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Suno itna batao gi..
Mujhe kab tak satao gi??

Main shayad phir chala jaon ..
Mujhe milney bhi na aaogi??


Suno kia waqaee mujh ko abad tak aazmaogi??

Suno hastein hain sab mujh per..
Inhain aur kitna hansaao gi??

Sunao meri wafa dil se...
Bhala kaise bhulaao gi??

Suno ek baat batlaao..
Mujhe aur kitna rulaao gi??

Kaho tou.. Mujhe is judai mein aur kitna jalao gi??

Main shayad marney wala hon..
Abhi bhi tum na aao gi??

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Samandar ki haawaon pe tumhara Naam likh don ga..
Main Saahil per, Main lehron per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Mehak uthey ga aangan phir mera, Aangan k pholon se...
Main jab Aangan k phoolon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Aisa ho ga na meray haath mein paar karne ko...
Main darya k kinaron per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Khala mein jaaonga main ek shab aur apney haathon se...
Falak k sab sitaron per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Khushi se ro parein ge dekh lena bailay ki kaliyan..
Main jab bailay ki kaliyon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Tumhara naam haathon mein jo qudrat ne nahi likha..
Tou main khud apne haathon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Dhanak ubhrey gi hanza ek gehrey se badal per..
Dhanak k saarey rangon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

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