Ek police aur Fauji..Train mein ja rhay they..

Police: Aap chutti pe ja rahe ho ?
Fauji: haan. Wife ki delivery hai.

Police: Aap kitney dinon baad ghar ja rahey ho?
Fauji: 2 saal baad.

PolicE: phir tou baccha haaram ka hoga jo paida ho ga..?

Fauji: Mujhe kaunsa ghar mein rakhna hai. .. POLICE mein bharti kar wa don ga !!

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