Benz

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What's your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->

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=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter....

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Never Attend A Class




Why ... ? ? ?






John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)

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Still Manage 2 SmilE

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW,
Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs,
WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,

ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt,
MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds,
bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys
bUt
LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,



WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG
bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

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Law Of Love

Derived From Newton's Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

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Uski hasti mein utar janay ko G chahta hai..
Kaam mushkil sahi, kar janey ko G chahta hai..

Shoq-e-Awaargi ab itna hai k ab ban k lahoo..
Us ki rag rag se guzar janey ko G chahta hai..

Pattahron k yehi anjaam hua karte hain..
Toot k aaj bikhar jaaney ko G chahta hai..

Takhta-e-Dar pe hum, Mahver-e-Tamasha Dunya..
Munfarid sab se nazar aaney ko G chahta hai..

Lab pe muskaam ho aur Dil mein ho mehshar barpa..
Aisey haalat mein mar janay ko G chahta hai..

Jis jaga ja k koi laut k phir aata nahi...
Janay kyun aaj udhar janay ko G chahta hai..

Aaj tan mann ko jalati hai hawa bhi kyun...
Aaj matti mein utar janay ko G chahta hai..//

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Teri ulfat mein har ek hadd se guzar jana hai ...
Tere bin ab hamein jeena nahi, mar jana hai..

Bin tere ab kaise mukammal ho ye safar jeevan ka..
Saamne aagayi manzil tou tehar jana hai..

Apni saanson ko tere naam kia tha humne..
kia khabar kabhi tujh se bhi bichar jana hai ...

Saaray kaanton ko teri raah se hata dene k baad..
Ban k gul khud tere raste mein bikhar jana hai..

Meri hasti hai faqt rait mein likha hua naam..
Ek zara tez hawa ayi, tou urr jana hai..

Tou na karna kabhi SHAH kisi waadey pe yaqeen..
Ahl-e-Dunya ne tou waadon se mukar jana hai..//

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Ajnabhi hai tou merer zehan mein kyun rahta hai...?
Wo jo patthar hai, tou sheeshon ka maseeha kyun hai ..?

Wo hawa hai tou guzar jaye,, hawaon ki tarhan ...
Wo samader hai tou bahta rahe, therha kyun hai..?

Mere aangan mein nahi hai koi umeedon ka gulaab..
Phir ye mausam mere aangan mein utarta kyun hai ..?

Jis k chehre pe sabhi jhoot ki tehreerein hain...
Dil usi shakhs k waadon se behalta kyun hai ..?

Ye mera DIL, ye MAUSAM, ye ANJAAN sa DIL..
Phir najaney itna DHARAKTA kyun hai..?

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Wafa ki daastan-e-ghum chalo hum tumko sunate hain...
Jo dil per daag hain apne chalo tumko dikhate hain...

Suno neendein nahi aati, k dil beetaab rahta hai...
Kabhi titli k kacchey rang, kabhi jugno satate hain...

Suno jab shaam hoti hai andheron se khafa ho kar...
Teri yaadon k mandir mein chiraag-e-shab jalatey hain.../

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Uski chahat ka sila yaad nahi..
Yaad hai jurm.. Saza yaad nahi...

Torr kar humsafari ka raasta..
Wo kahan chor gaye, Yaad nahi...

Apney girney ka sabab yaad tou hai...
Ki bulandi se girey, Yaad nahi...

Yaad hai uska bicharna humko..
Phir hamein jo bhi mila, Yaad nahi...

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Tera dard tha, teri yaad thi..
Main jahan raha, main jidhar gaya...

Mera din tou yunhi guzar gaya..
Junhi shaam hui main bikhar gaya...

Is abr ka mere yaar se..
bara milta julta mizaaj tha..
Kabhi toot k baras gaya...
Kabhi berukhi se guzar gaya..

Jab mein chor dunga wo gali...
Usay yaad ayegi tab meri...

Khojay ga wo tab mujhe...
Usay khabar miley gi main guzar gaya...

Abhi tang hai wo mere naam se..
Mere baad ayega wo doston...

Wo tumhein ko rouk k pooche ga..
Wo kahan pe hai, Wo kidhar gaya.../

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Saath Rooti Thi Mere Saath Hansa Karti Thi,
Wo Larki Jo Mere DiL Mei Basa Karti Thi.

Meri Chahat Ki Talabgar Thi Is Darjgha Kay,
Wo Musalley Pay Namazon Mei Duaa Karti THi.

Ek Lamhey Ka Bicharna Bhi Giran Tha USko,
Rootey Huwe Mujhko Khud Se Juda Karti Thi.

Mere Dil Mei Raha Karti Thi Dhadkan Ban Kar,
Or Saaye Ki Tarha Saath Raha Karti Thi.

Rog Dil Ko Laga Bethi Anjaney Mei,
Meri Aaghosh Mei Marne Ki Duaa Karti Thi.

Baat Qismat Ki Hai Sirf Juda Ho Gaey Hum,
Warna Wo Toh Mujhey Taqdeer Kaha Karti Thi..

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bahut pahale se un qadamon kii aahaaT jaan lete hein
tujhe ai zindagii ham duur se pahachaan lete hein

merii nazarein bhii aise qaatilo'n kaa jaan-o-imaaN hai
nigaahein milate hii jo jaan aur imaan lete hein

tabiyat apanii ghabaraatii hai jab sun-saan raaton mein
ham aise mein terii yaadon kii chaadar taan lete hein

Khud apanaa faisalaa bhii ishq mein kafii nahii hotaa
use bhii kaise kar guzaren jo dil mein Thaan lete hein

jise suurat bataate hein pataa detii hai siirat kaa
ibaarat dekh kar jis tarahaa maanii jaan lete hein

tujhe ghaaaaTaa na hone deinge kaarobaar-e-ulfat mein
ham apane sar teraa ai dost har ehasaan lete hein

hamaarii har nazar tujhase nayii saugandh khaatii hai
to terii har nazar se ham nayaa paiGhaam lete hein

'Firaq' aksar badal kar bhes milataa hai ko_ii qaafir
kabhii ham jaan lete hein kabhii pahachaan lete hein

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BaiTh jaataa huuN jahaaN chaaNv ghanii hotii hai
haaye kyaa cheez Ghareeb-ul-vatanii hotii hai

Din ko ek nuur barasataa hai merii turbat par
Raat ko chaadar-e-mahataab tanii hotii hai

luT gayaa vo tere kuuche mein rakhaa jis ne qadam
is tarah kii bhii kaheen raah_zanii hotii hai

hijer mein zahar hai saaGar kaa lagaanaa muuNh se
may kii jo buuNd hai hiiron kii kanii hotii hai

maikashon ko na kabhii fikr-e-kam-o-besh hu_ii
aise logon kii tabiiyat bhii Ghanii hotii hai

huuk uThatii hai agar zabt-e-fuGhaaN kartaa huuN
saaNs rukatii hai to barchhii kii anii hotii hai

pii lo do ghuuNT ki saaqii kii rahe baat "Hafeez"
saaf inkaar mein Khaatir-shikanii hotii hai

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Hatheli samnay rakhna, Khub Aansoo girana is mein

Jo Ruk Jaye ga honto pay, Samjh jana kay wo Hum hain

Kabhi jo Chand ko daikho to zara youn Muskara daina

Jo chal jaye hawa thandi to Ankhain band kar laina

Jo jhunka taiz ho sab say, Samajh jana kay who Hum hain

Ziada yaad aaon main to Roo laina ji bhar kay

Agar hichki koi aye to, Samjh jana kay who Hum hian

Agar tum bhulana chaho gay to shaid bhula do tum

Magar jab saans laina, to samjh jana kay who Hum hain

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Door se aaye thhey saaqi sun ke maikhaane ko hum
bas taraste hi chale afsos paimaane ko hum

may bhi hai meena bhi hai saagar bhi hai saaqi nahi'n
dil mein aata hai lagaa dein aag maikhaane ko hum

hum ko fasaana tha qafaz mein kya gila sayyaad ka
bas taraste hi rahe hain aab aur daane ko hum

baag mein lagta nahi'n sehra mein ghabraata hai dil
ab kahaan le jaake baithein aise deewane ko hum

kya huee taqseer hum se tu bata de ae 'Nazeer'
taaki shaadi marg samajhein aise mar jaane ko hum.

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Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali...........

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Gadho ki race ....
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
FIRE..







msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

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Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?







Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

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I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum'on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

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FI





MT





FIT







MUF





Y





FITA











FITAY MU!!



Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka

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I m down to earth person

D Bst Present 2 Give

2 A Frnd:

HONESTY

2 Ur Enemy:

4GIVENES

2 Parents:

GRATEFULNES

2 God:

OUR LIFE

2 Me:

Nokia N95

Video I-Pod 80gb

PS3/Xb0x

HP/Sony Laptop

Home Theater

Digital Camera 12.0

BMW Latest Model

Thats All.

I M "Down 2 Earth Persn

Wid Simple Dreams.

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Sincere Pray To Allah:

O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law ..

Ameeen.

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SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")

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Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Your The Only Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness!!!

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A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You'll Have To Save Them".

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A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?


Guess?



Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya

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Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

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Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

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FRENDSHIP is Wen U hav a huge fight;
decide to break all relations.....

den u decide 2 put aside ur egos, hug each other n say,
aye NAUTANKI, I NEED U yaar.....

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Friends Are Like Fish

U have To Sit Patiently For A Long Tym To Catch A Nice One . . .

Just Like I Caught You

You Better Stay Nice Or Sould I Fry u . . . =)

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God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .

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Life ends when you stop dreaming.

Hopes end when you stop believing.

Love ends when you stop caring.

Friendship ends when you stop sharing.

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Time Might Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might Break In To Pieces

Bu t

I'll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life's Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]

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Nice person are the best part of our memories
that time can never erase and when i’m blessed
with a person like you my memories are always
worth and treasuring…...

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What Is Friend........?????
I Will Tell You......

It Is Someone
With Whom You Dare To Be
Yourself.

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TaZa ph00L BilKuL apKi TarH,
FarAK BuSs ItNA haI,
yEh LakH0on kI TadDaD MaiN HaIN,



oR

AaP

LakHo0N MaiN aIK HaiN.....

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Mohaabat khuwab hoti hai

Mohabbat "Khawab" Hoti Hai!
Mohabbat "Baat" Hoti Hai!
Jo Koi Pooch Baithey To!
Mohabbat "Raaz" Hoti Hai!
Machalti Hui Umangoon Ka!
Suhana Saath Hoti Hai..
Jo Koi Dhoondna Chahye To!
To Yeh Nayab Hoti Hai..
Ghammoon Ki Dhool Hai Shayad!
Chamakti Raat Hai Shayad!
Kisi Ki Yaad Hai Shayad!
Mohabbat Pur Sakoon Bhi Hai!
Magar Betaab Hoti Hai!
Agar Mill Na Sakey To Phir!

"AZAAB-E-JAAN"
Hoti Hai!

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Your friendship is like Paktel,
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE

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Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .





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Nahi






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.

Let Me Tell U






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.


.


"Khocha Kola"

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Degree of B.E


8 Semesters V study
80 GB syllabus
80 MB V study
80 KB V remember
80 Bytes V Answer
BINARY marks V get
&
the Degree we finally get is..
B.E
(Brain Empty) ;)

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Excessive Study Etiology

CAUSED BY : Studying for Exams!!

HOST: Student.

SYMPTOMS: Swinging of Head, Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of eyes.

SIGNS: Redness of Eyes, Loss of Consciousness.

TREATMENT: Close the books & Switch ON the TV.

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Nahi samjhe na hamare pyar ko??

Nahi samjhe tum hamare PYAAR ko...
Aana kabhi itwaar ko

Apna mun karna deewar ko
Neeche karna shalwar ko

Dekh k mere sap-e-saalar ko
jan aankhein niklein gi bahar ko

phir samjho ge hamare PYAAR ko.. ;-)

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2 frends apas mein larte huey..

1 kahta hai k tu CHUTIYA hai..!!
dosra kahta hai k tu CHUTIYA hai..

S.H.O donon wo pakar kar F.I.R kaat deta hai..
Case court mein jata hai.
Judge kahta hai k aaj k case mein kaun CHUTIYA hai ye saabit hoga Saare gawahon aur subooton ko madd-e-nazar rakhte hue is case mein 3 CHUTIYE hain..

1. ye jo SHO jo CHUTIYAPE WALA case laya..
2. Main jo CHUTIYOON ka faisla karne baitha hon..
3. ya yeh CHUTIYA jo ye CHUTIYAPE WALA sms parh raha hai..

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Ek police aur Fauji..Train mein ja rhay they..

Police: Aap chutti pe ja rahe ho ?
Fauji: haan. Wife ki delivery hai.

Police: Aap kitney dinon baad ghar ja rahey ho?
Fauji: 2 saal baad.

PolicE: phir tou baccha haaram ka hoga jo paida ho ga..?

Fauji: Mujhe kaunsa ghar mein rakhna hai. .. POLICE mein bharti kar wa don ga !!

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Mohabbat Roug hoti hai ..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Rula kar khud bhi roti hai
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Kinarey k qareeb le ja k.
Ye kashti ko dibooti hai...
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Isey tum dil ki dharti ka pata mat do..
Ye is mein dard boti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Mohabbat mein khushi k baad..
Ghum ki rut bohat nazdeek hoti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Lutaa k dil ko roney se kia haasil..
Bohat nayaab moti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Azal se is ki fitrat hai..
Zamaney ko jaga k.. Khud sooti hai..
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

Ye sar se paaon tak...
BAS raakh kar deti hai...
Kaha bhi tha.. !!

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Suno itna batao gi..
Mujhe kab tak satao gi??

Main shayad phir chala jaon ..
Mujhe milney bhi na aaogi??


Suno kia waqaee mujh ko abad tak aazmaogi??

Suno hastein hain sab mujh per..
Inhain aur kitna hansaao gi??

Sunao meri wafa dil se...
Bhala kaise bhulaao gi??

Suno ek baat batlaao..
Mujhe aur kitna rulaao gi??

Kaho tou.. Mujhe is judai mein aur kitna jalao gi??

Main shayad marney wala hon..
Abhi bhi tum na aao gi??

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Samandar ki haawaon pe tumhara Naam likh don ga..
Main Saahil per, Main lehron per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Mehak uthey ga aangan phir mera, Aangan k pholon se...
Main jab Aangan k phoolon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Aisa ho ga na meray haath mein paar karne ko...
Main darya k kinaron per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Khala mein jaaonga main ek shab aur apney haathon se...
Falak k sab sitaron per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Khushi se ro parein ge dekh lena bailay ki kaliyan..
Main jab bailay ki kaliyon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Tumhara naam haathon mein jo qudrat ne nahi likha..
Tou main khud apne haathon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

Dhanak ubhrey gi hanza ek gehrey se badal per..
Dhanak k saarey rangon per tumhara Naam likh don ga.../

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hausala rakh sath,

Agar payar ko pana hai to aitbar rakh sath,

Agar hamesha muksurna hai to humein yaad rakhna.

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Gum is kadr mila ki ghabra ke pe gaye,

Khushi thori c mili mila ke pe gaye,

Yu to na tha jaam se peene ka aadi,

Sharab ko tanha dekha taras kha ke pe gaye

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Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.

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Kabi inbox k msgs ko palat kar dekhiyega,apko ek shaksh yaad ayega, bhool jaoge zamane k bheje sare SMS,jab hamare sms ka zikar ayega.

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Muddat ho gai un tanhaiyo ko guzre,Fir ab bi in ankho me woh khamoshi kyu he?
Tod diya yakin mohabbt par se jisne mera.Woh shaks ab b pyr krne ke kabil kyu hai.

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Socha na tha k kabi dosti hogi, dil jiske liye ro sake vaisi ulfat hogi, ab jannat ki galio ka rasta kyu dekhu, jahan tum ho wahi se janat shuru hogi..

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Nahi rakhte hum vafa ki ummid kise se Bhi,hum ne har dum bewafai jo pai hai,mat dhundh hamare jism pe jakhm k nishan,hum ne har chot dil pe khai hai..!!

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Rishte kaanch ke bane hote hain,
Jo tutne par chubhte hain,
Hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe, Kyonki ye tutne mein "Pal" aur "Jodne" me barso lete hain..

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Bichde hue saathi ro-ro kar naa saza de,
Dua karna khuda se phir mila de,
Bhojh judaii ka uthaya nahi jaata,
Dushwaar hoga jeena mar kar kaise bhula de..

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Khushiya itni ho ke ankho me ansu jam jaye, lamhe ho itne hasin ke waqt bhi thaM jaye, Dosti nibhaynge hum apse is tarah k sath guzra har pal zindagi baN
jaye

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Hm hain toh voh hain isi sapne mein jeete hain, jab toot ke bikhar jate hain toh ashko mein jeete hain, kehte hain use Kismat jise hm Dard kehte hain. .

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Dekh kar humain wo SIR jhukate hai, bula kar MEHFIL mein NAJRAIN churate hai, NAFRAT hai hum se to bhi koi BAAT nahi Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam
nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

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Batao wo Aankhe jinme Khwab nhi hai..
Batao wo Dil jisme Armaan nhi hai..
Batao wo Insaa jo pareshan nhi hai..
Ya sirf,batado wo Jameen jaha Aasman nhi hai..

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