Qismat ki maa ki choot main lora naseeb ka,
Is baar bhi fail ho gaya bacha gareeb ka...
News Sex per TAX"
Hukumat ne Sex per Tax laga diya hai.
Pappi dene per 10% tax,
Jhappi dene per 15% tax,
Mammay per hath phirwany per 20% tax,
Ungli dene per 40% tax,
Phuddi chudwane per 70% tax,
Choopay marney per per 90% tax,
Lekin aap pareshan na hon kyon k gand marwany per koi TAX nahi hai.
| 1st boy: Nangi aurat ko dekh k tu bhag kyon gaya? 2nd boy: Maa kehti hai k nangi aurat ko dekhne se Pathar ban jao gay, aur mera 1 hissa sakhat hony laga tha. |
Raat ki tanhai main,.....
Hath underwear ki gehrai main,,,,,
Kuch mehsoos sa hota hai...
Mat satao usko,,,,,,
kyon k pappu bhi sota hai.
21 december ko guzra hua 1 sacha waqiya:
7 saal ki bachi ko uske
k
baap
or bhai
ne
pakar
kar
usko
zabardasti
School bhej diya....
Ha ha ha ha ha.....
| 8 saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya, Lady vakeel ne court main uski lulli pakri or boli, kya ye rape ker sakta hai? Bacha bola: Hila mat mat warna case haar jayegi. |
jo meri rooh ki khamoshiyon ko apne alfaz deta hai
mere aansuon ko naam deta hai
jab bhi main muskuraoon to wo apni jaan deta hai
---Sanam---
Tumhein fursat nahi milti,
Hamaray wastay tum ko,
Koi saa'at nahi milti,
Hamari soch k mehwar,
Kabi ik pat to socho tum,
Tumhein hum yaad kartay hein,
Aur itna yaad kartay hein,
K KHUD KO BHOOL JAATAY HEIN ! ! !
yeh chiragh kuch naya nahi
kabhi roshni, kabhi teerghi
kabhi jala hwa, kabhi bujha huwa
Mri Zindagi bhi meri nahi
ye hazaaar khano ma bat gae
mujay ik mut-the zamein day
yeh zamein bhi kitni simat gae
yeh jo aag ki bail thee
mray tan badan say lipat gae
mujay siskion nay jaga dia
mri kache neend uchat gaee
JAHAN MERA LIKHA GIA
WAHIN ROSHNAI ULAT GAE
Meri dharkano ka faraib tha
Mujhay muskrana sikha k wo
Meri rooh tak ko rula gaya
Wo k jis ko panay ki chah mein
Mein kabhi khilta gulaab thi
Meri pati pati bikhar gae
Mujhay aisi thokar laga gaya
Ajab shakhs tha wo ay zindagi
Jisay samjh k bhi na samajh sakay
Mujhay chahta bhi gazab ka tha
na waqt ka hosh na khud ki khabar,
na bhuk lage na pyaas bas intezaar rahe tere didaar ka,
har jagah har pal tujhe dhundti rahe meri nazar.
Hum toot jaein gay
K doori she na paein gay
Judai maar dalay gee
Suno!
Yeh aankhein bojhal hain
Inhein kis tarha behlaein
Suno!
Hum so na pein gay
Kabhi khush ho na paein gay
Judai maar dalay gee
Suno!
Ye dil tumhara hai
Na tum bhi ab guzara hai
Suno
Kuch waqt do hum ko
Bana lein dost iss ghum ko
Humein maloom hai aakhir
Judai maar dalay gee
jo to kahe to bikhar jaaon teri raahon mai
nazar kaneez teri dil ghulaam hai tera
likha hua mere chehre pe naam hai tera.,
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