Mirza Ghalib ka bachcha class main fail ho gaya to unhon ne sher kaha.

Qismat ki maa ki choot main lora naseeb ka,
Is baar bhi fail ho gaya bacha gareeb ka...

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News Sex per TAX"

News Sex per TAX"

Hukumat ne Sex per Tax laga diya hai.

Pappi dene per 10% tax,

Jhappi dene per 15% tax,

Mammay per hath phirwany per 20% tax,

Ungli dene per 40% tax,

Phuddi chudwane per 70% tax,

Choopay marney per per 90% tax,

Lekin aap pareshan na hon kyon k gand marwany per koi TAX nahi hai.

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1st boy: Nangi aurat ko dekh k tu bhag kyon gaya? 2nd boy: Maa kehti hai k nangi aurat ko dekhne se Pathar ban jao gay, aur mera 1 hissa sakhat hony laga tha.

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Raat ki tanhai main,.....

Hath underwear ki gehrai main,,,,,

Kuch mehsoos sa hota hai...

Mat satao usko,,,,,,

kyon k pappu bhi sota hai.

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21 december ko guzra hua 1 sacha waqiya:


7 saal ki bachi ko uske

k
baap

or bhai

ne


pakar

kar

usko


zabardasti



School bhej diya....

Ha ha ha ha ha.....

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Girl: na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga, kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.....
Boy khuda kere teri baat sachi ho, Jo mujhe baap kahey woh teri he bachi ho.

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8 saal ka bacha rape k case main pakra gaya, Lady vakeel ne court main uski lulli pakri or boli, kya ye rape ker sakta hai? Bacha bola: Hila mat mat warna case haar jayegi.

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---Sanam---

Jab ye mehsos hota hai k koi hai
jo meri rooh ki khamoshiyon ko apne alfaz deta hai
mere aansuon ko naam deta hai
jab bhi main muskuraoon to wo apni jaan deta hai
---Sanam---

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Tera Mujh Pay Ikhtiar Baqi Hay

Tera Mujh Pay Ikhtiar Baqi Hay
Deikho Kaisa Hisar Baqi Hay

Koi Chala Gia Phir B
Dil Rastay Pay Ghubar Baqi Hay

Ye Khowab Hay Ya Ehad Koi
Jis Ka Muj Pay Bar Baqi Hay

Aankh Mien Dhoaan Sa Rehta Hay
Aag Ki Koi Pukar Baqi Hay

Zindagi Ki Kari Piaas Mien
SameerAur Kis Ka Intizar Baqi Hay

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~ Tum Bin ~

Monjmind Khoon Mein Hulchal Kar Dey
Muj Ko Cho Aur Mukamil Kar Dey

Kitni Piyasi Hai Ye Banjar Ankhein
Aber Zadey Inhein Jal Thal Kar Dey

Main Ney Wo Dard Chupa Rakha Hai
Jo Tery Husan Ko Pagal Kar Dey

Ya Mujy Wasal Aata Kar Malik
Ya Mera Hijer Mukamil Kar Dey

~ Tum Bin ~

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K KHUD KO BHOOL JAATAY HEIN ! ! !

Ye hum tasleem kartay hein,

Tumhein fursat nahi milti,

Hamaray wastay tum ko,

Koi saa'at nahi milti,

Hamari soch k mehwar,

Kabi ik pat to socho tum,

Tumhein hum yaad kartay hein,

Aur itna yaad kartay hein,

K KHUD KO BHOOL JAATAY HEIN ! ! !

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JAHAN MERA LIKHA GIA

Meri Zindagi k Mizaj ka

yeh chiragh kuch naya nahi

kabhi roshni, kabhi teerghi

kabhi jala hwa, kabhi bujha huwa


Mri Zindagi bhi meri nahi

ye hazaaar khano ma bat gae

mujay ik mut-the zamein day

yeh zamein bhi kitni simat gae


yeh jo aag ki bail thee

mray tan badan say lipat gae

mujay siskion nay jaga dia

mri kache neend uchat gaee


JAHAN MERA LIKHA GIA

WAHIN ROSHNAI ULAT GAE

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zindagi

Wo jisay samajhtay thay zindagi
Meri dharkano ka faraib tha
Mujhay muskrana sikha k wo
Meri rooh tak ko rula gaya
Wo k jis ko panay ki chah mein
Mein kabhi khilta gulaab thi
Meri pati pati bikhar gae
Mujhay aisi thokar laga gaya
Ajab shakhs tha wo ay zindagi
Jisay samjh k bhi na samajh sakay
Mujhay chahta bhi gazab ka tha

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Teri adaon

Teri adaon ka hua main deewana is kadar,
na waqt ka hosh na khud ki khabar,
na bhuk lage na pyaas bas intezaar rahe tere didaar ka,
har jagah har pal tujhe dhundti rahe meri nazar.

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Suno

Suno
Hum toot jaein gay
K doori she na paein gay
Judai maar dalay gee
Suno!
Yeh aankhein bojhal hain
Inhein kis tarha behlaein
Suno!
Hum so na pein gay
Kabhi khush ho na paein gay
Judai maar dalay gee
Suno!
Ye dil tumhara hai
Na tum bhi ab guzara hai
Suno
Kuch waqt do hum ko
Bana lein dost iss ghum ko
Humein maloom hai aakhir
Judai maar dalay gee

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tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon mai

tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon mai
jo to kahe to bikhar jaaon teri raahon mai
nazar kaneez teri dil ghulaam hai tera
likha hua mere chehre pe naam hai tera.,

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Tum rasm-e-muhabbat kya jano

Tum rasm-e-muhabbat kya jano
Tum hunar wafa ka kya jano
Tum mosam khizan ka kya jano
Tum bahar ka mosam kya jano
Tum dil ka tarapna kya jano
Tum aankhon ka tarasna kya jano
Tum ishq mein jeena kya jano
Tum ishq mein marna kya jano
Yeh tumhari muhabbat jaan hai meri
Tum jaan ka matlab kya jano

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