janey waley mujhey ek sham sohani dey ja



janey waley mujhey ek sham sohani dey ja

chandni rat ki koi anmol kahani dey ja

mar ke jo khatam na ho dil mai rahey aesi koi unmit si nishani dey ja

tum dey do mujhey ghari bhar ka milaap in taroon ko bhaley rait-e-veerani dey ja

waqat-e-rukhsat wada wafa ka kar k ja hum ko jeeney key liye itni aasani dey ja

wo intaha ka junoon jis ko na pohancha majnoo

wo wafa jo pohanchi na thi koi heer, aesi deewani dey ja

sharab kia cheez he saqi mujh par itna karam kar

jis main aks un ka nazar aajaye wo pani dey ja

cheen ley mujhsey dunya mehfil tilismee

har taraf tu hi tu ho aesi veerani day ja ...

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Mein haqiqat hoon samjhta hai wo afsana mujhe



Mein haqiqat hoon samjhta hai wo afsana mujhe
Khud jalty hain bana ker apna perwana mujhe
Gardish-e-Dooran se keh do Hoosh ki batein kery
Gham ke Toofano se bhi aata hai takrana mujhe
Unse Unki Bazam mein itna hee keh k uth gaye
Ronaqain tumko Mubarak or Veeraniyan mujhe
Jaanay kia insan tha aashna lagta tha wo
Ker gaya sary shaanisaoun se be-gunna mujhe
Aesy chup chup ker kahan tak zehmat-e-jalwa gari
Haser jo bhi ho nazar aa be-hijaaban mujhe
Meri tark-e-Mehkashi per meri her tuba ke baad
ehtiraaman leyne aaya meer-r- maikhaana mujhe
Her naye saqi ne UFF hasb-e-Riwayat he dia
Mere hee khoon-e-jiger se bher ker pemanay mujhe
dekh ker iss dil ki thandi aag mai jalty howy
Ho gaye rukhsat duayain de ker perwany mujhe

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Adalat main aik LUN ki faryad


Adalat main aik LUN ki faryad:

judge sb jb me chota tha to mera gala kata gaya,

thora bara hua to hath se masla gaya

or jab jawan hua to razana andheri ghati me dhakela jata!

dum ghutney se mujhey ulti aati,

mera kasur kia hai?


judge:behn chod!tu akarta bhi to boht hai

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Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….



Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,

aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,

Phele Chota Hota Hai,

Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,

Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,

To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,

Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,

To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,

Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,

Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,

Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,

Kahty Hain.

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aaj tumhein akeiley mein….



aaj tumhein akeiley mein…

le ja kar…

apney hontoon se eik…


k…



ki…



kis..



kiss…



kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!



Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

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Itnay saray bachay aik sath



Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain


Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun



Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Biwi pani se bohat darti hai


Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Banana Vs Holes

monkeys nd girls both are same !!

becaz they fight only for banana

boys and rats both are same!!

becaz they are always seraching for holes

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Tattiyaan Vs Tattay


Teacher Girl Se....

Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?

Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.

Teacher: To Kea Hoa?

HamainTaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain

Ham To Roze Aatay Hain...!!!

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Insurance Policy Ka Numaynda

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay

Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko

agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : App Ko Nahi Mil Sakte
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
BEhan Da Puda Hua Joo Main Nahi Le Sakta Baqi Sab ley Sakte Hai......

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Judge & Mulzim


judge admi say : jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?



admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

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Chicken & Baby


Difference between chicken and baby

Que.stion: What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?

Answer: Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.chat for make choot hot come

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Ehtaram

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai

Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai

Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai

Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai ...

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Wedding Night


Wedding night ki subah

Delhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.

“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?

“Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.

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Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao


Pehle KISS karo,

phir PALANG per leta do,

phir CHADDI utar do,

phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k

BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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2 men went 2 a callgirl



2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“Na my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”

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A boy goes to see a dance

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:

Did u see anything there that

u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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Usne utari saree…


Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor


A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOU
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Books And Study

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one girl asked to pappu


1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay


Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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Qualities a friend must have:

Cute as crocodile.

Smart as donkey.

Active as turtle.

Fit as hippo.

Matured as monkey.

Sincerity like dog.

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No doubt you are my good friend.......

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A Smile costs less than Electricity.

But…..

Gives more light !!

So Always Keep Smiling…..

&

Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

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Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.

More laughs 4 lunch.

Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

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My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

.....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming

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