"Oh, look at the dead bird.

. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.

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Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi!
Girl-to phir rehne do....!!

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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.

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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?





Socho..














Aur socho yaar..





















"COIN"..

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A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
"heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
i'll study :)

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Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas hai,muje duniya se na koi aas hai,muje khelni ati taash hai,main uska sir phor dunga,jisne kaha meri poem bakvas
hai!

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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat..
Sweet words r nice 2 say..
But sweet people r really
hard 2 find... My goodness,
how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

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Ur smile is Like 7up zara hat k'
Ur voice is like ruh-afzah rahat-e-jan'
Ur friendship is like coke Maza zindgi ka'
Ur msg is like pepsi
'Dil mange more.

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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...

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A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life. Be hopeful..!!

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There r times i find my hands full of frendz...i wnt2 hold thm hard as i fear losing them.I laugh whn i realiz dat they r d ones holdin me. .
Thanks
4bein 1..

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look at the SUN
&
you c TIME..

look in the HEART
&
you c LOVE..

look in the EYES
&
you c LIFE..

look at ur MOBILE
&
c who's
REMEMBERING U!!!

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I Want A KISS

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi Koi B Nai H
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na

K
I
S
S

U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intrsting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo na

So,KISS Me Plz!

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If I ever go for a brain transplant,
I'd like 2 use ur brain.Its not coz ur a genius.
I wud only lyk a brain tat has never been used.

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Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns... So my sincere advice to u is to .......

"Wear chappals wherever u go..". :P

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Those Sparkling Eyes..
Those Sparkling Eyes....
That Amazing Face...
A 100watt smile...
The Cheerful Talk...
Charming stud...





I'm still The same....
HOW R U????
...wAts up? //

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Here Comes Zaino.......

Rules of Life:

Assume Nothing,
Xpect Little,
Do More,
Demand Less,
Smile Often,
Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,

Cry Once for missing me everyday..../ :-)




<<<<<>>>>>

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Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!

<<<<<<>>>>>>

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if anyone says that

you areIntelligent

smart

beautiful

adorable

attaractive

&

Special to....

thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ' bewaqoof!

new year wish karo, April fool abhi nahi aya'

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yeh ik or?
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Baywaqoof Ban diya

Ha Ha hahaha

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I saw a bad dream last night,

ALL FOOLS IN WOrLD ARE DEAD.

so now YOU give me a miss call urgently ....

because i am really worried about you da..........

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MEHERBAN

KADARDAND

EKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA

OR MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K

APNI HOSHYARI DEKHAYE GA

TU BAJAO TAILIAN

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ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
SUNFLOWER
JASMINE

ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET

BUT THEY HAVE NO COMPARISION WITHYOU!!.


KYU K
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GOBHI K PHOOL KI BATHI KUCH OR HAI.

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ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen
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ooooo

yaar me ny kaha that ye sms un logoon k leay hy jo kool aor smaart hy.


aap kea deekh rahy ho aap na to cool ho aor na he smaart............ok

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when u feel that

no body love,s u

no body cares 4r u,

every one ignoring u,

every body hating ,

u should tell ur self,
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k tusi ho e ies Qabil,.,.,.,.,,.,,,

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Mera number badal gaya hain.


under wear ka chahiye to le lena


tu apna hi to dost hain.

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Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu

Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he

Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup...!

Aawaz mat karo

Boss msg padh rahe hai...!

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M_RKH,

ST_PID,

B_DH_,

D_FFER,

BEWK_F,

GHOCH_,

_LL_,

DEKHA..!

EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT


“ U “


......********......******...

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Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado..

itne aage bado ke jisase bhi milo wo kahe......
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“Chalo bhai aage bado..chutta nahi hai..“

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wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to win in 5 overs and 10
wickets in hand?


...Ya khuda agar jeet gaye to English bolni padegi..

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Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...

to bolo pehle kya fatega,

Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI>>>>>“haa naaa........

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Love Card

Gal: Do u have any sentimental Love Card?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,

it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Good Question



A baby fish asked her mother:

Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,

it's made for selfish.

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Cartoonist


If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author
you would be my story!





But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Romance


Can v do Romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

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How pakistani Professors speak english

1)don‘t dare talk in front of my back!

2)both of you three get out of the class!

3)Take 5 cm wire of any length!

4)All of u stand in a straight circle!

5)Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here

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usey main ne hi likha tha


usey main ne hi likha tha

k lehje barf hou jaien tou phir pighla nahi kertey

parindey der k ur jaien tou phirloota nahi kerty

usey maine hi likha tha

yakeen uth jaye tou shaid

kbhi wapis nahi aata

hawaoon ka koi toofan kbhi barish nahi lata

usey maine hi likha tha

k sheesha toat jaye tou

kbhi phir jur nahi paata

jo rastey se bhatak jaye

woh wapis mur nahi pata

usey kehna....

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jb aankhen bujh ker raakh hoween


jb aankhen bujh ker raakh hoween

jb dil ka juwala sard para

jb sham o sehr k sehra main

khawaboon k sitarey rait howe

jab umer e rawan k maidaan main

sb zinda jazbey khiet howe

uss waqt mujhey mehsoos howa

jis ishq main sari umer kati

shaid woh nazer ka dhooka tha

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