Tera "sala"

Tera "sala"
Mera "sala"
wazir.E.Aala
Arbar ghulam rahim kuta KALA.
Kalay kawai per lanat..
Is SMS ko jitna pehlaogay utna sawab paaoge.

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Arz kya ha.....

Arz kya ha.....
khuda bachaye ap ko in

hasino se

in naznino se

in mehjabino se
par

in hasino ko kon bachaye ga???
.
.
.
.
.
.
AP jaisykamino se..?

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Arz kya ha.....

Arz kya ha.....
khuda bachaye ap ko in

hasino se

in naznino se

in mehjabino se
par

in hasino ko kon bachaye ga???
.
.
.
.
.
.
AP jaisykamino se..?

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Abay o

abay o langoor
abay o kahjoor
abay o kamenay
abay o bewakoof
abay o bagerat!









aisa kiso ko kehna nahi chaiye us ko "BURA" lagay ga

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congratulations

congratulations:
amir khan ki film"TARAY ZAMEEN PER" KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM K 2ND PART K LIYE AAP KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AAP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLE HAI.

FILM KA NAAM HAI

BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER

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Mujhe aapki tasveer chahiye..

Mujhe aapki tasveer chahiye..
plz inkar na karna..


..
....
mainne 1 kitab likhi hai..

"QABAR KA AZAABB"

us k TITTLE par lagani hai.

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Ek khwab

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj ek sms karna pade, kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

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Can u pronounce good english

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Hotel main

Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha,
pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha
jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,,
balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha.
Shame on you

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Dil main Hamesha

Dil main Hamesha Ek shor Ho raha hai, Bina SMS Dil bore horaha hai, Kahin aisa to Nahi, K mera Dost Kutte ki neend soraha ha HAHAH!

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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

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Happy chootia day!!

Happy chootia day!!
..
Yeh msg usko bhejo jo aapki nazar main sabse bara chootia ho,
mainne toh bhej dia hai!
Ab mujhe send kark aik aur chootiapa mat karna..

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SELECTED MALANGON

"Data" sab k darbar pe aaj raat ublay huye chawal pakaye jaein ge,
pata chale q k yeh SmS sirf "SELECTED MALANGON" ko kia jaraha hai..

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